birds kept in cages are meant to be free

just spent the past 2+ hours with a friend on a video chat website talking to an 18-year-old Brazilian law student who is a) a little hottie, b) a karate master, and c) possibly a stripper. 

total creepiness factor aside, we were flirting it up and he was just starting to tell me how i have a hot body when the COMPUTER COMPLETELY SHUT OFF.

epic. fail.